Christmas is a wonderful time where we all can be merry and gay. Of course there’s the fun of family gatherings as we watch some members of our family tip-toe around the subject our ‘lifestyle choices’, but what about you and that special someone?

Here’s how to bring some ‘ho ho ho’ into the bedroom.

If you want to have the sweet-as-a-candy-cane approach, why not share a nice red wine with candles – but wear nothing but a Santa hat and a smile.

If you’re more naughty than nice, grab some bon-bons and put different positions or sexual favors inside them and have fun cracking them (careful you don’t accidentally switch with the lunch ones as Nan might have a heart attack if she’s told to do it doggy style).

Or maybe it’s time for a bit of dress up. The red suit is sexy to some otherwise try some reindeer antlers or perhaps wear white underwear and some angel wings.

For something short and sweet, try the mistletoe game. Very simple. All you do is take the mistletoe to where you want to be kissed. Nothing is off limits. Or you can just use the new toy you conveniently gave them for a Christmas present. Don’t forget the batteries.

So before Santa comes and leaves a load from his bulging sack, spread some Christmas joy of your own. It won’t be just holiday cheer coming from your bedroom...

by KLINTON PORTER