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Hot and steamy

Sunday, 18 May 2008

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Saving water is now part of life. It’s up there with driving on the right side of the road and Britney having a breakdown. So if we have to use a bucket to wash our car and have tanks attached to our houses to catch rainwater, it just makes sense to have a four-minute showers – with someone else.  

We all have to make sacrifices and do our bit to conserve water, so why not get all wet and steamy in the comfort of the shower? It makes a nice change from singing Whitney Houston classics, after all.   Now, four minutes isn’t very long so you can either use the shower as foreplay (getting clean before you get dirty), otherwise, technically, with two people in the shower you could have an eight-minute shower but that all depends on how quickly you can get to the finish line.   First lather up and wash each other. You are in the shower, after all. A helping pair of hands can get into all those nooks and crannies that you may not have been able to reach before. It is very sexy to wash someone down – and I don’t mean in the sponge-bath-retirement-home kind of way.   

 

Showering is popular in erotic movies, and it isn’t hard to see why. Slow and steady gentle touching is very sexy. Then just start doing the things you do on dry land. When everything is slippery, it’s easier to get some momentum going.  But have a timer ready so when it goes off you know you have saved water, turn the taps off and make a bolt for bedroom to finish what was started.   

 

Now before you start doing your part for the drought there are some considerations, the obvious is that you may slip over and lose your balance yourself to injure yourself or worse, falling through the glass. Make sure you have something in the shower or close by to hold onto, besides one another.  A good tip is to spread your legs and have them flat on the ground. 

Avoid leaning or balancing on one leg, unless it’s a technique.  Secondly, have a towel nearby just in case soap gets in your eyes – it will kill the mood in a flash.  And, most important make sure the shower only goes for the four or eight minutes otherwise it defeats the purpose of having the shower as a duet instead of a solo.   In doing our part to come in the shower together, there’s no other way of making water saving any more fun. Unless it’s the spa, of course.      by KLINTON PORTER