Blonde On The Rocks is a lush salon for girls who like girls on the first Friday of every month. Spring is here and the sap's rising. So come out to play at Blonde on Friday 5 September. DJ Glitch brings her special brand of electro and super cool classics to the ground floor, while upstair,s DJ Sarah Bromley gets you warmed up before DA From Paris sets the dance floor alight after midnight. Doors open at 9pm, last dance at 3am.
Champagne on arrival as always. Eurotrash Bar - 18 Corrs Lane, Chinatown. Details: www.myspace.com/blondeontherocksmelbourne

The Glasshouse this Saturday August 22 plays host to a multitude of Melbourne's burliest, stubbliest, most macho drag kings. There'll be appearances by MC Scott Twat, Koko Mas$, Max Fukter & Evan Better, plus many more. Glasshouse, 51 Gipps St, Collingwood. Details: www.myspace.com/kingvictoria

Melbourne drag stalwart Swish Eveready is celebrating her 15th year on the stage with a lavish party at Heaven’s Door on Saturday August 16. There’ll be shows from Eveready, Tay, AJ and Destiny, plus R&B hits for the dance floor. The doors open at 8pm, so come down and give Swish a birthday kiss. Heaven’s Door, Commercial Road, South Yarra.

Heats 2 and 3 of the Opium Den’s amateur strip night take place on Wednesday August 13 and Wednesday August 20. Watch contestants of all shapes and sizes strut their stuff shamelessly in a bid to win a $1000 home entertainment system (and eternal glory, of course). Opium Den, 176 Hoddle Street, Abbotsford. 

N-Tice
An erotic play party for open-minded individuals, N-Tice is a night of sensual freedom, open to couples of all sexualities & single female-form (single male-form by appointment only). Sexed-up progressive & vocal house by Jamie G & Steve Punch. 9pm - 2am, August 2 at Abode ground level (strict entry 9pm-10pm). Details: www.BluAfterGlow.com

Blonde on blonde
Friday August 1 is the next Blonde on the Rocks at Eurotrash bar, with four DJs on two levels and seductive shows through the night. Start your night with happy hour from 9-10pm - $10 jugs, $4 wine and champs and $5 spirits and shots.
Doors open at 9pm, last dance at 3am.
Details: www.myspace.com/blondeontherocksmelbourne

Intelligent Queers
This Saturday (July 19) is the House of IQ at Abode (374 St Kilda Road, St Kilda). Styled to suit an intelligent queer crowd, House of IQ has a relaxed dress code, giving you the comfort you need to dance your arse off. Special guest DJ is Sydney's Beaker. Your IQ hosts are Theo Saurarse and Antonio Bandanas. From 11pm - late (enter before 2am).
Details: 0412 510 424 ( This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it )

Daddy call
Lucrezia and De Sade have put out the call for contestants for the Sircuit Leatherman 08 competition. First prize is $1500 leather outfit and $500 cash. The date to put in the diary is Saturday August 2 (8pm). Contestants apply to This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it .
www.lucreziasade.com.au

Black and pink
Outblack are celebrating NAIDOC (National Aboriginal Islander Day Observance Committee) at the Glasshouse this year. The headline performer at this event is Lou Bennett of Tiddas fame. Also on the bill are Miss Yukeye, Nikki Ashby and Deena Deadly.

Blonde stars: Blonde on the Rocks celebrate their 3rd Birthday Friday July 4 and the event will be very special indeed. The ground floor of Eurotrash will be converted into a studio by Alise Black Photography. Your invited to dress to impress and pose like a star. Also, on the top level, filmmaker, Kylie Plunkett will be filming her lesbian next short film. Doors open at 9pm.
Details: www.myspace.com/blondeontherocksmelbourne

How much do you love the brew? Put your passion to the test at Beer Spec-TAP-ular, a festival of beer tasting to be held at the gay friendly Local Taphouse, 184 Carlisle Street St Kilda. The event will be staged this Sunday, June 22 with festivities kicking off at midday. The $25 entry includes 20 x 60ml samples.